WHY I HAVE A SUBSTACK VENDETTA
Not the bootleg IG lives, or even the Nazis, it’s a third thing.
Back in mid-August, which feels like a lifetime ago, I had an idea, and that idea made me laugh. So, I opened Photoshop, and made this “Substack Summer” meme.
I was inspired by the Substack-wide freakout over
’s viral essay, a masterclass in “engagement” from the platform’s most brilliant provocateuse. Many other newsletters were written in response, which I found very meta and very funny. What can I say? I have a rotten brain and niche internet drama makes me horny.