You're lucky to have friends who are good apocalypse homies and MacGyvers, etc. And they're lucky to have you as the best apocalypse negotiator... you have a particular set of skills.
I don't think my butter knives can do shit... I need apocalypse-rated ones... No locked gates here to worry about, but my apartment complex is called Southgate... can't help but take that as a bad omen... Anyway, I'm on the other Coast, so our apocalypse could be freezing to death...
All joking aside, I'm glad you're okay... but it seems this will get worse this week...
You're lucky to have friends who are good apocalypse homies and MacGyvers, etc. And they're lucky to have you as the best apocalypse negotiator... you have a particular set of skills.
I don't think my butter knives can do shit... I need apocalypse-rated ones... No locked gates here to worry about, but my apartment complex is called Southgate... can't help but take that as a bad omen... Anyway, I'm on the other Coast, so our apocalypse could be freezing to death...
All joking aside, I'm glad you're okay... but it seems this will get worse this week...
Funny but sad but funny