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🤣 that was an enjoyable read. They are confusing Haitians with Melmacians. It’s egregiously senseless.

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ha! this timeline is unwell 🫠

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That looks delicious... yum

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Just 17 laughs, I didn’t count but I’m sure I had more!

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too conservative an estimate, guilty as charged!

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Hi. My name is Ian, and I'm addicted to eating pet turtles. I'm an immigrant from Europe, and that's our bag; turtles are much easier to catch, too. Cats and dogs are abundant, but they're too much trouble.

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have lunch on me today 🐢

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