Fade to black... No, blacker... darker, just fucking dark, like a black hole... We ain't getting out, are we? This Age of Unhingement, this Assholocene... this epoch will acquire a name... Something like The Great Confusion of the Early Third Millennium, or whatever future historians will find catchy... and it's gonna last a long time... Maybe they'll subdivided into plagues... The first plague of the Orange Nosferatu, the second plague (it's begun, hasn't it?) and so forth...
So, we need garlic... and, like, a crucifix or something... and just regular water... He only drinks diet Coke, so why is water not killing him already...?
"So, if you voted against my hard-won rights and the rights and safety of literally every marginalized group in existence, I probably won’t waste my precious energy on calling you out to your face, but I absolutely will take it personally and talk shit about you behind your back."
Fade to black... No, blacker... darker, just fucking dark, like a black hole... We ain't getting out, are we? This Age of Unhingement, this Assholocene... this epoch will acquire a name... Something like The Great Confusion of the Early Third Millennium, or whatever future historians will find catchy... and it's gonna last a long time... Maybe they'll subdivided into plagues... The first plague of the Orange Nosferatu, the second plague (it's begun, hasn't it?) and so forth...
the only way out is through the Orange Nosferatu 🥲
So, we need garlic... and, like, a crucifix or something... and just regular water... He only drinks diet Coke, so why is water not killing him already...?
we can try la croix!
Oui, bien sûr... I'm already praying... Atheist's prayers are the strongest, right...?
"So, if you voted against my hard-won rights and the rights and safety of literally every marginalized group in existence, I probably won’t waste my precious energy on calling you out to your face, but I absolutely will take it personally and talk shit about you behind your back."
Lovely. :) +1. :)
Yay! We can talk shit together ;)