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Fade to black... No, blacker... darker, just fucking dark, like a black hole... We ain't getting out, are we? This Age of Unhingement, this Assholocene... this epoch will acquire a name... Something like The Great Confusion of the Early Third Millennium, or whatever future historians will find catchy... and it's gonna last a long time... Maybe they'll subdivided into plagues... The first plague of the Orange Nosferatu, the second plague (it's begun, hasn't it?) and so forth...

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the only way out is through the Orange Nosferatu 🥲

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So, we need garlic... and, like, a crucifix or something... and just regular water... He only drinks diet Coke, so why is water not killing him already...?

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we can try la croix!

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Oui, bien sûr... I'm already praying... Atheist's prayers are the strongest, right...?

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"So, if you voted against my hard-won rights and the rights and safety of literally every marginalized group in existence, I probably won’t waste my precious energy on calling you out to your face, but I absolutely will take it personally and talk shit about you behind your back."

Lovely. :) +1. :)

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Yay! We can talk shit together ;)

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